I got up and watched the entire series. I just finished the last one and my eyes sting from trying to keep the tears at bay. I am going to start with the first one.
I didn't see Twilight until after I say New Moon and I didn't even watch the whole thing until after Eclipse. The movies is awkward to me because I fist saw Edward and Bella in love and not trying to avoid each other. So I really didn't like Twilight. I don't like watching it. I don't like the way Bella dresses or Alice's hair. But whatever. My favorite part in that movie is so small. I like the first time when Edward and Bella are walking into school together and Bella goes, "Everybody is staring." And Edward replies back with, "Not that guy, oh wait he looked." And then he says "I'm breaking all the rules now. Since I'm going to hell." It's a slight humor and then what he says is so my motto. I'm already going to hell I minus well do all the things I want illegal or not. I don't like the part where they were in the woods and Edward goes, "I have to show you what we look like." He says it in this really mean, dark, menacing voice and then it's just like, sparkle. Like dude you sparkle, you don't turn into some dark creature. You sparkle. Stop making such a big deal out of you sparkling. Stephanie Meyer should have changed them sparkling. That is not dark at all. Another thing, my aunt asked me if I knew Robert Pattinson sang and played piano; I did. I however did not know that the song that was played in the background when Bella was writhing on the floor and Edward was sucking the venom out of her was him. That song is my shit. I love that song. I found this out when I watched it because I love that song. Let Me Sign is good and I recommend it Twilight/Robert Pattinson fan or not. You want to hate it but you can't. This is really all I have about Twilight. I watched it early this morning and can't remember anything and there wasn't really anything wrong. I mean I mentioned what I didn't like. I really don't have a lot to go on because I don't watch Twilight often because as I stated before, they seem way to awkward for me.
So on to New Moon. My Aunt N took me out of school to see this when it came out. I hadn't seen Twilight yet but I really didn't care. I actually hadn't finished this book because my stepmother decided out of nowhere that the books were to "grown" for me. Whatever. I still read them after that and she didn't say shit to me them. So New Moon was New Moon. I mean the part where Jacob took off his shirt to give to Bella because she cut open her head, let me tell you what you do. You slow that part down and watch it repeatedly because his chest is... AMAZING. Trust me I have paused it and just looked at it a couple of times. I didn't really fixate on the whole Edward leaving her part. It was just like... eh. I didn't really like Jacob until he turned into a werewolf and they took all the weave out of his head. I can still appreciate a damn good chest on a dude with long hair, but I like white dudes with long hair. Which brings me to Aro, whom I love. Yes I love Aro. You learn more about that down the line when I star talking more about the characters. I didn't get to read this part so watching it was like a completely new thing to me. So my Aunt was completely fixated on the scene where Demitri slammed Edward down and his face cracked. She talked about it the whole way home and out the theater and just yeah. So then they get back and they are at the Cullen's to vote and I don't think a lot of people noticed this but did anybody hear Bella tell Edward to shut up. I sure did and it was hilarious. And then Edward asked Bella to marry him but not before Bella set Jacob straight. I love how Edward to Bella to leave when he was about to fight Jacob. Like really, I am not about to leave so you can hurt yourself and my best friend. So yeah. I didn't read this part so Edward proposing was new to me. Also there was a little more in the book after Jacob came at the end but whatever.
Onto Eclipse where Bella finally had a since of style but her hair was not cute. She cut her hair she they had to do weave and stuff for the movie. I love the natural tint of her hair. I really do. So seeing this crap that they put on her was like no. I didn't like it. So I went to see this with my mother whom sat and asked me questions the entire movie and kept asking me was it scary. She jumped when Victoria bit Riley at the beginning. I really liked Eclipse. My Aunt hated it but I really liked Eclipse. I remember watching every trailer and every clip they release over and over again. That summer I was all about Eclipse. I love the scene where Jacob kissed Bella and she punched him. The sound that came from her hitting him was hilarious. It sounded like punching a rock. I love Jasper's backstory too. and this is where I completely fell in love with Jasper. He's so cute. I love the scene where they were training to fight the newborns. Another thing did anyone see Rosalie during the fight with the newborns. I didn't. I mean we saw Esme who really surprised us by fighting. I however could not stand Bella's attitude toward Jacob. She was a real slut. It was rude to lead him on like that. Not that he was any better, but I will get to that later. I loved all the backstories and the history that was there. The flashbacks were awesome. I really don't have a lot to say. I liked this movie and yeah.
Onto Breaking Dawn Part 1. This movie came out the same year Harry Potter ended and it was like a slap in the face. I mean one of my series was already gone and now I only had one more movie until this was gone. I didn't really like this movie. But you needed it to know what was there and stuff. I hated the beginning of Breaking Dawn and it was because they were all sweet and the pace was slow. I remember watching the previews where the Cullens and the wolves are fighting and getting so upset because that shit never happened. I am not going to talk about there sec scene since the movie was borderline rated R. Let me tell you how many teens would have been pissed if it was. Anyways her wedding dress was beautiful. I love lace so I was all for it. I also liked that the showed Stephanie Meyer at the wedding. They did something like that in Twilight too. I loved when Jacob was leaving after seeing Bella and he phased and you could see what he saw and stuff. I loved how they had the voices in his head and how they did the wolves telepathy thing. And the part where Jacob took control from Sam. That was badass. So the special effects they had to do were really good. Bella looked for real sick. It was cool. Up until they did Reneesme which I will talk about in the next movie. I love that they had Edward covered in blood and fighting. He looked like a real vampire for a second. Loved it. I also love love love love love that they showed Bella's transformation. I love that you could physically see her changing. It was awesome. You could see the color coming back to her hair and her lips become fuller and stuff. It was awesome. Loved it. Ad the end where it was just her eyes. I died because I really didn't thing they were going to go that far. Now if you stayed past that part you would have seen Gianna bringing Aro the message. I love that scene because you never really get a look at them and they were a big part in the storyline after New Moon. And then if you would have stayed through the credits you would have heard It Will Rain by Bruno Mars and A Thousand Years by Christina Perri. Both are badass artist who sing badass and have badass songs. The video for A Thousand Years makes me want to cry every time I see it. Both of these songs makes me sad when I hear them because I think of Twilight. Especially with It Will Rain. My stepmother admits to saying that if A Thousand Years was out when her and my father got married that the song would have been her wedding song.
Now to the sad part. Breaking Dawn Part 2. I left school early to see this with my Aunt N again. I freaked out about this movie. The previews showed them fighting and I was so upset because that shit defiantly did not fucking happen. So anyways Bella's up and stuff. I just want them to know that Reneesme looked so fake. I mean sooooo fake. You could tell. It was so obvious up until they brought the real child in. And that wasn't until the middle of the movie. So Bella finds out about Jacob and her voice gets weird and deep and it was like no. Woah. And also Jacob is telling Charlie about him and taking off all his clothes and I was like dying in the theater. Jasper, Carlisle, and Edward had haircuts. Carlisle was not that good. You get that he is wearing a wig and all but yeah. They had there first vampire love scene. Apparently Bella has turned Edward into a sex addict because he was trying to get some far to much for me. I love Benjamin and Garrett. I love them. Garrett is funny and Benjamin is just awesome. I love that Carlisle and Edward had a moment before the battle. It was... nice, you know.So I minus well get down to business and talk about the fuckery that us Twilight fans had to witness. The part that had us ready to leave, cry, and cuss out every stupid person. This fight scene. What the fuck was this. First I want to know why they slapped Jasper. Like damn. Next Alice's kick was badass. and then Carlisle came and we all just hope that maybe Aro wasn't such a douche. But he was and we see Carlisle head and all hell breaks loose. My Aunt grabbed her purse and was about to walk out after that. I was so shocked I stopped halfway to my mouth with the Twizzler. So everyone is fighting and we lose Seth, Leah, and Jasper. Was not going to fly. Edward and Demitri and or Felix are going at it. Bella is trying to shield everyone. Carlisle fucking DEAD. Jacob is on the run. When Benjamin split the ground open I was like YES. And then Alice kicked Jane's ass with the help of Bella. We see Caius get his head torn off by his mouth which was badass and gruesome. We see Marcus die, but he wanted to die. And I knew this before I heard him say, "Finally." Marcus was living without his mate. Aro killed her and Marcus didn't have a way to die. So yeah. We see Leah sacrifice herself for Esme. We see Edward fall into the gorge. I just want to let you know that if Edward had of died, I probably would have left. You can't put me through four movies with him to have him die. Oh hell nah. But he comes back and we see both him and Bella going to kill Aro. Bella's shoes were super cute when she kicked this bitch in the face. And then they tear his head off and burn him. But wait. It was all a vision. I was too stunned to say this out loud but I was thing WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!! We didn't know it was a vision. All these real Twilight book fans are freaking out and having heart attacks. What type of fuckery is this. So then Aro is to scared to do anything and Nahuel walks in and yeah they leave. We are getting close to the end. Here we see Edward and Bella sitting in there meadow kissing. Then we heard A Thousand Years Part 2 playing in the background. And then we see Bella showing Edward their history together. I have already got tears in my eyes from Carlisle and now they fall. The song already makes me cry. And the next thing you know we have them showing everybody who has ever been in one of the Twilight movies. They go back to Twilight and it dawns on me that shit. Twilight is over. This is it. And I just wipe tears away. I cry at the end of this movie every time. And I am not ashamed.
This is for anybody who has a fandom. You invest so much time into that fandom. Like Twilight. You read the books, watch the movies, defend it's honor, get to know the people, fall in love with it, start crushing on the cast; and then all of a sudden it is over. You put a couple of years into it and now it is just done. I cried at the end of Harry Potter too. Not as long as I cried for Twilight and not as much tears but Harry Potter had this nice happy ending. They didn't have some emotional song and they didn't remind people of everything. Twilight pulled out the first Victoria and then put up the fist logo and it is just like wow. Twilight is over. I was sad.
So let me talk about these characters. I am really just about to hit about three or four of them. The people who stood out and stuff.
Okay so I already stated that I Love Aro. He is pretty cool. The actor that plays him, Michael Sheen, was also in Underworld which I didn't realize until this summer. I was like woahhhhhhh. He plays Lucien a lycan which Twilight considers a werewolf/shape-shifter. (Not about to go into that.) So he was been on both sides of the fight. So I find that really cool. My Aunt loves the sounds he makes. That sounds dirty I know but when he meet Reneesme the sound that came out his mouth was like wow. It was hilarious. Sometimes you just have to love the villain. Aro was just power hungry. Carlisle had somethings he wanted. You see at the end that he now wants Bella because of her gift. He switches from Alice to her. He just wants power and he isn't afraid to do whatever it takes to get it.
I love Jane. She's badass. Dakota Fanning did an amazing job playing her. It was really good. The way her voice sounded and they she carried herself. Loved her. I did think her brother Alec was played by Kevin Jonas though. He really looked like it. Just saying.
Now onto Jacob. I have defended him to just about everybody but earlier this summer it dawned on me that he is a jackass. I like what he looks like. I don't know Taylor Lautner so I can not say anything about him except that he is fine. Bella tells Jacob in the end of New Moon that her choice will always be Edward but he spends the next movie trying to get to love him. He forces her to kiss him. He then guilt trips her into kissing him for real even though her fiancée is close. She shouldn't have kissed him but really. He spends BD P.1 getting upset that she did what she wanted to do. If Bella wanted Jacob she would have gone to him. How is he getting mad that she got married. And he knew she was getting married. I mean isn't that why you guilt tripped her in the last movie. Jacob is a really sexy, good looking, rock hard abs jackass. He's fine as hell but he is just immature and a jackass.
So this brings us to an end. The Twilight Saga is over. This is one of those movies that if they remake them they will be shit. No matter what. So I am really sleepy and I am absolutely positive I did not get all the pints I wanted in but still I got enough. I got to get up in the morning so yeah. The Hunger Games is gonna go by quick so y'all better enjoy while you can.
No one can deny that Stephanie Meyer brought a whole new vampire to life. Her idea was creative and different a brought a while era to life.
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