Apparently, that is a phrase used in anime, meaning "I can see you two going out" or "I predict you will date" or something. If I hear it one more time, I will drop a ship on someone's head.
Its not that I don't like anime, I do. I'm in the Made in Japan club at my school. But I'm sick of that phrase in particular. You know the guy I was freaking about cause he asked me out? Yeah, well I have three classes in a row with him on B days. And the last class, Algebra II, I have with him and these guys Cole and Sean(Shawn). So Cole has a girlfriend, Lord smiled upon him one day that's the only explanation I have, and he likes throwing it in people's faces. And acting like he knows every damn thing about relationships because of that one girlfriend. So ever since that guy asked me out, Cole has been all "I TOTALLY SHIPPED YOU TWO TOGETHER." and I'm like, "GREAT FOR YOU BUT WE AREN'T GOING OUT I DON'T LIKE HIM" and the guy is like, "I didn't even ask her out I didn't mean it like that." And in my head I go oh yeah sure you didn't okay but I don't say anything else. But its totally annoying! And today, guys, he put his hand on my hand. I was like "don't touch me" but I was like I feel so bad for you cause I don't like you like that. He's so nice but so annoying guys.
I like people who I know can deal with my friends. If I get a boyfriend, before I say yes to them asking me out or vice versa they need to pass the friend test. I need them to survive one lunch with my friends. They don't even need to talk. They just need to survive. If they can't, that sucks. Because in this guys case, I've sat at his lunch table. I get along with everyone. Its the dork table. (I use dork as a descriptive, not offensive, term. I hate everyone alike. No discrimination) I can carry on a convo with everyone there. I have nicknames for some of them too. But I doubt that he could last TEN SECONDS at my lunch table. Ten. Because he would either get scared or we would kill him. It's unfortunate. But true.
Poor unfortunate souls! In pain! In need! This one longing to be thinner, this one wants to get the girl and I help them! I do indeed. Poor unfortunate souls! So sad, so true!
Now its happened once or twice, someone couldn't pay the price, and I'm afraid I've had to rake 'em across the coals...Yes I've had the odd complaint but on the whole I've been a saint to those poor unfortunate souls!
Come on you poor unfortunate soul! Go ahead! Make your choice! I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day it wont cost much! Just your voice! You poor unfortunate soul! It's sad, but true. If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet, you've got to pay the toll. Take a gulp and take a breath and then go ahead and sign the scroll! Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her boys THE BOSS IS ON A ROLL! This poor unfortunate soul!!!
KatCentral
P.S. The men up there don't like a lot of blabber! They think a girl who gossips is a bore! Yes on land its much preferred for ladies not to say a word and after all dear, what is idle babble for? Come on they're not all that impressed with conversation! True gentlemen avoid it when they can. But they dote and swoon and fawn on a lady who's withdrawn! It's she who holds her tongue who gets a man
^ this is false btw
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